Sunderland Footy Stadium (I think)

Ey oop jimmy! I’m off to sunny Sunderland (lovingly described by Ben as “the arsehole of Britain) on Monday for some work related shenanigans!

FARK! (not the website)

One of our clients (CitiGroup) don’t like giving us information about how to integrate our bollocks piece of software with their bollocks piece of software so I am going to have to go up there and (hopefully) sort it out. At least I am staying in a really nice hotel. It’s even got a pool! (I’ll send you the pics of me in my togs when I get home ladies

5 Great Things About Sunderland

1) It’s not Iraq
2) It’s not Afghanistan
3) It’s not Iran
4) It’s not Shepherds Bush
5) There isn’t a fifth thing sorry.

Expect a nice long journal update on Tues or wed when I get back!

Today I had a cheese sandwich for lunch.

It was really good.

Do you like cheese?

AntiBloggies

Sorry for the lack of updates!!! (heard that one before somewhere)

I have been working on the new site at lunch and life has been pretty mundane recently. Just gearing up for the trip home now! (7 weeks!!!! AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)

In fact the only things I can think to write about are:

a) I went to see Measure For Measure at THE Globe Theatre (you know, the one where Bill and his homies used to hang out in 1669 or whatever) the other day which was really good and
b) Every form of British public transport is a total fucking joke and should be nuked from orbit so they can start over. Even the modern buses with fucking GPS can’t turn up on time. AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Anyway here is something for you to look at until I calm nown and do a proper update…

Bush made out of assholes

Sorry if you like actually like President Monkey Bush…. Sorry for you that you suck so much that is…

Move!

Make sure you resize your browser window so its smaller than your screen. This is really well done as well!

Well maybe there’s a good reason!

Click here to watch the rejected Family Learning Channel adverts…

Hehe this is really well done!

So…

Terrorists are blowing up Indonesia where my mum and step-dad live,

Other terrorists are blowing up most of the places where Roxanne and I were supposed to be going on our way home,

And there is a fucking massive hurricane heading straight for Jamaica where my dad and other relatives live.

Fuck.

Hello!!

Version 4 is coming along nicely (read: not coming along nicely) so apologies for the lack of updates but I will hopefully have something to show for it soon (read: not soon)!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

…sorry just had to get that out…

Welcome to WordPress. This is the first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!

The banner image for this site will now be chosen at random each time the page is refreshed… Yahoo!

ALSO!!!

The permanent pages are broken. Again… I’ll fix em tomorrow!