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Can you hear me?

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Hello?

I’m not sure if y0u are receiving this but 1′ll send anyway in the h0pe you a00000000
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Thats better… I’m actually writing this using a laptop and network card made out of half an empty coconut and a piece of bamboo. I am having some protocol issues still as I try to mesh my homebrew BANANA0 network compatible card with the village’s much faster PAPAYA2 wireless network. Oh the tribulations, trials and er, tripe of computing. it seems that even halfway up a mountain in the middle of nowhere you can still find problems!

ANYWAY!! apologies for the enormous delay between updates!! No suprise there though! We are not dead at all, we have just been up the side of a mountain in Lombok that unfortunately doesn’t seem to be getting the best wireless network coverage at the moment… maybe things will change when the electricity gets put in

It has been very ‘authentic’ this trip. We have not had tv, running water or mains electricity for the last two weeks!! It has been really good though, its been really good to see mum and gaz again and just chill a little bit. And apart from the scorpions its really beautiful and other nice words that i cant think of at the moment.

The restaurant is looking ‘orsem and it is going to be groovetastic when it opens! Ive got heaps of photos for yaz which i will upload as soon as i get to perth.

Um yeah, heaps of shit has happened which is really cool but as i have the organizational capabilities of a squid. on a rock. in the sun, I have just wasted the last hour+ cleaning out my gmail inbox when i should have been writing an in depth update so oh well. The main thing is that we are totally safe and roxy has now started the final part of her journey home, leaving Lombok earlier today.

Shit, i havent been apart from her since we met and now they are playing some cheesy 80s love rock song on the radio in the internet cafe…

You know its true..
Everything I do…
I do it for you…

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Sorry, just had a little moment there… oh the 80’s how i hate and love you simultaneously like a skitzophrenic(whatever) AI with multiple primary processing cores.. or something.

Yeah so back to my main stream of consciousness…. Indo has been REAL. Perth is approaching fast. Who knows what the future holds? Me. And Rox as well, cos she booked it. But who knows what may happen still on the way to Sunny Melbourne (aka Promised Land). we can only wait and see I guess…..!

Hope you guys have a really great christmas!! I have a feeling mine is going to involve bananas and Bintang beer at some point

Some of you I will see when I arrive in Perth, others when I get to Melb. Still others when I freak out and fly back to the UK (I have the passport maaaan!). And others I will never meet because you are dirty perverts that only stumbled upon this site after doing a search on MSN search for ‘ROBOT’ + ‘BIG JUBBLIES’. Sickos.

Anyway, love you all that are female and nice and then even only in a purely platonic way unless you are my girlfriend which in that case……….. shutup ash.

BYE