‘And i’d do it again in an instant suckers!!’

Well it looks like our favourite child molestering sex-pest ‘child-like’ wacky musical prodigy, Michael ‘Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough‘ Jackson, has managed to just Beat It and escape a lengthy stint in jail as Bubba’s prettiest girlfriend!

The trial was a Thriller from the get go with both the defence and the prosecution raising allegations of scheming and general Badness in the other camp. Those attempting to condemn Jackson to life behind bars alleged that Jackson had slept in the same bed as one of the children and had used his power and image to deceive them into peforming lewd acts with him. The defence’s argument was that Jackson was just an innocent pawn in a massive game of manipulation by the parents of the chilren involved, and because of his child like nature he was unable to percieve that sleeping in the same bed as a minor could be construed as, as they say in sunny England, ‘Dodgy As Fuck’.

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