That’s me on the right

No computer until Monday but that doesn’t matter because after I went to the gym today I finally bought A PROPER AFRO COMB!!!

Now I was thinking that maybe this comb would give me a little extra body in the hair area you know. Not too much, gotta let it grow more before I can get the real afro stylee goin’ and all that.

Well imagine my suprise then when I combed my hair out and then looked into the mirror to see the SAMUEL L SHAFT HIMSELF STARING BACK AT ME!!

HEY MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SEVENTIES ARE OVER? LOOK AT MY MOTHERFUCKING HAIR MOTHERFUCKER, DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING SEVENTIES ARE OVER MOTHERFUCKER??

I’m gonna start calling myself Ashemah ‘L’ Harrison from now on just to be cool I reckon

Photos on monday night I promise. Don’t laugh or I WILL STRIKE THEE DOWN WITH GREAT VENGANCE or however that quote goes

P.S. I know shaft had hardly any hair in the original or the remake so this post is actually a load of bollocks but I can’t think of any Pulp Fiction quotes off the top of my head