My favourite photo from London

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Booyakasha!

‘Oright guv? Guess what?

Layer Cake, the sequel to our ol favorite bit of Lock, Stock and two smokin’ Snatches, is finally comin’ down under to Barbie Land!

You won’t believe it but I’ve only gone and seen it already when I was in Blighty. Should be a good larf to watch again innit?

Geezer!

Shrooms have been banned in the UK!!

I always thought it was cool yet slightly strange that marijauna was highly illegal there whereas fungi that can make you think that your friends heads are made out of exploding cats was not.

Magic mushrooms ban becomes law

Man! I’ve been neglecting you guys badder than MJ himself in 1987. Eee-hee shamon!

And it’s not for a lack of stuff to post either, thanks my badass website connections I got more links than Jack Nicklaus and Zelda combined!

1) For those of you with an LCD monitor (Non DVI) (Mine’s finally comin’ this week!).

2) A bunker buster missile in action - BLAM!

3) MSN Virtual Earth Microsoft’s answer to Google Earth. Returns ‘no results’ when I type in ‘Australia’… Lame…

4) Family Guy Move leaked! DVD Quality too apparently!

5) Family Guy - Chris Take On Me

6) Tornado proof camera platform!

7) Rubiks Cube. Blindfolded!

It’s the thin edge of the wedge man!!

9) I cast MAGIC MISSILE! - Hehe what happens when you cross D&D and Cops

10) The War on Terror - As viewed from the Bourne shell

11) Cracksearcher - t0t4lly l337 d00d!!

12) Conan oBrian, Letterman and Leno torrents

Enjoy!

I just got my tax back from Inland Revenue in Blighty and they have given me 428 squids! That converts into about $478, 000 Great Australian Clams!

Free money! w00t!

(Free as in paid for so long ago you forgot about it not as in speech or beer :))

Phew it seems that no one was hurt in the bombs yesterday which is great.

One of my work collegues has just bought a Segway and brought it into work for all of us to have a go on.

It’s hilarious and I totally want one now. I am spewing that I forgot my camera today though… So many missed opportunities for funny movies. My boss has spent most of the day cruising around the office like Dr Evil in Austin Powers

And yes I did manage to stack it into the wall about 5 seconds after I started!

No known injuries so far, fingers crossed!

• eBay items that cost a buck or less and have less than an hour to go!

• Not your average bottle rocket!

Man, it’s been ages since I updated this bee-hatch.

Nothing much to report ‘cept Roxy has a really cool new job with GE. Yahooo!

London Stands

I am attempting to update the site so things may look a bit freaky occasionally. Yeah I have a test site but I can;t be bothered to set it up. Also with Wordpresses template system I can just switch to a known good template when everything starts to go pear shaped

[Update]

Hey mum if you are reading this The site is a bit slow loading at the moment but don’t worry, I am going to make a stripped down version for people with slower computers/connections. It will have all the info etc from the main site just with a lot less graphics so it loads faster than a greased gopher in a tub full of margarine. Actually that might not be that good an analogy as the poor thing would just slip all over the place. You know what i’m talkin’ ’bout.

After such a fucked up day yesterday I feel I really need some funny Crap of the Day to cheer me up!!

First off I am going to see Grooverider tonight. Should be rockin’! Will be interesting to see what the scene is like over here these days.

Next up? Google officially knows all!

Go to google and type in ‘paris hilton isnt a whore’ without quotes press search. Have a look at what Google thinks you should have typed. Yes, Google knows all. (and no comments about punctuation guys :))

Last but not least at all, links!

Harvey Birdman clips - Do you like ATHF? Well I do and this is the next thing on my download list, its totally hilarious! Not there, there!

Harvey Birdman Ep 04 clip
Harvey Birdman Ep 05 clip

More from the Adult Swim channel (Man I wish I could get it here) - Daaaaaaammmm! Voltron got served!

Ok there have been at least 7 4 bombs in the north of Central London.

At least 50 30 people are dead and hundreds are injured.

I can’t really explain how I feel at the moment so just turn on your television instead.

My friends seem to all be ok at least. Phew.

[Update]

Just saw some video from Shepherds Bush where I used to live. Switched to the ABC because the Tour de France is on SBS now just in time to hear a commentator say that the third world war is now starting. Wagon!

“An electrical power surge caused explosions on the London subway system Thursday morning, and passengers were reported injured, British Transport Police said.”

Holy crap this is terrible!!! I hope you guys are all ok over there!

[Update 1]

The news said there might have been an explosion on a bus as well. This is starting to not look like a normal electrical explosion… Crap.

[Update 2]

There has definitely been at least one explosion on a bus. Reports are that it has been blown over onto its side.

[Update 3]

The top has been blown off a bus and there has been a train crash as well
Fuck!

[Update 9:46pm Melb Time]

50 people dead. I can’t believe this. It’s like a nightmare.

I forgot…

London got the 2012 Olympics!!!! Holy Shizzle Ma Nizzle!

See you in 2012 you pommy bastids.

Hmm… the tube was hell on the best of days. Add 50, 000 extra people and its gonna be fun onna bun!

Would you like a seat near the window?

I don’t know why I haven’t posted this before but my parents’ restaurant in Lombok, Indonesia is now officially open for business!!

It’s a really cool place with excellent food (We lived there for a month on our way home from England so I know!) so if you are ever in Kuta Lombok make sure you check it out! Just ask for the Helen and Gaz’s place up the hill, everyone will know what you mean

Good on you mum for finally opening even with all the bollocks that has happened recently. We’ll see ya next year!! w00t!

Rox and I got together. Thus began our crazy journey together through over 14 countries and many different timezones and famous landmarks. Right now we are just chillin’ in sunny(-esque) Melbourne but who knows where we will be in a year or two??

Um… Happy Anniversary Us!

I want to write a proper review for this but I’m drunk so instead I’ll just attempt to write some crap before I pass out. I’m drunk because we saw War Of The Worlds at Crown Casino’s Gold Class Cinema and Rox and I managed to drink a bottle of wine+ during the film. Then I ate heaps of rasberry jelly lollies on the way home and now I think I am going to throw up everywhere. Anyway.

Two words? The. Shizzle.

This movie is the farkin’ dogs bollocks. I haven’t felt as excited and suspenseful (?) during a movie since that time I got really drunk on Absynthe and watched Priscilla. The way the Martian robot things nuke everyone and everything was totally awesome (I’m trying not to spoil anything for those who haven’t seen it yet).

My only issue with the film was the ending but that is loyal to the H.G. Welles original so that can be forgiven sort of. Still it was a bit abrupt in my opinion (But hey what do I know, I was in the toilet for half the movie, damn wine bastard).

Also it wasn’t set in Woking!!!! How can you not set it in Woking man??! Maybe because If they had nuked Woking the world would have been a slightly better place? Hehe

Go see War Of The Worlds! Drunk!