First off apologies to anyone who doesn’t understand that swearing is an essential tool in the armoury of the writer (or is that only bad writers?) Think of it as a kind of post modern ironic exclamation mark. I mean, we don’t think Spanish is a weird language because they put an upside down question mark at the start of questions do we? (Actually I think that is really weird but I couldn’t think of anything else.)

I have had the most frustrating day in my life as every single piece of software I own tries to send me insane by failing in really subtle ways. Usually I wouldn’t give a crap but sweet zombie moses today nearly made me cry like a baby girl after jesus and santa claus has just killed a kitten in front of me. It was THAT BAD.

The coffee I had coupled with the lack of sleep may also have contributed but I swear it was mostly the software’s fault.

It’s strange but the only thing that hasn’t failed so far is the copy of Vista that I installed yesterday. In fact I am writing this post in it right now (Hooray, teh inarweb works in Micro$$0pht Vista!!! W0w!).

Um…. In case you haven’t guessed by now, I am only writing this because I am waiting for the latest Battlefield 2 patch to download (What do you mean I am addicted???????!?!??!??!?!?@@2 twitches).

It’s finished downloading so now I must once again go and single handedly save the planet from George W Bush! Your laser guided M1A1000 battle tank is no match for my hastily improvised wire guided mobile goat launcher!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!

(I’ll be back when the update f’s up my s’ which it inevitably will)