Archive for October 28th, 2006

How to deal with telemarketers 0

Are you his gay lover?

Dubya Speech Riter 0

It really needs the C-word in there to be complete though in my opinion.

George W Bush Speech Writer

Sony have lost the plot 0

Jimmy: “Hey dad! Look the PS3 ad is on! Can I have one for Christmas??”

Dad: “PS3? What’s that then some sort of…. ZOMG TEH HORROR!! AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

-Father and son are both violently ripped apart by the mind lasers from the baby doll riding the Sony PS3 that has somehow managed to float through the television and into their living room -

Well… All I can say is at least it isn’t this ad for the PSP. Lame.