Check this out!

It is the coolest thing ever! (I know i say that a lot but this really is quite cool)

MAKE SURE YOU ARE USING HEADPHONES OR IT WON’T WORK!!!

= Binaural audio demo =

Man, I have just wasted the last hour trying to download a goddamn hotfix for Visual Studio 2005 SP1 so that I can do some dev at home.

Somehow the extremely intelligent (SARCASM ALERT) people at Microsoft have managed to:

a) Introduce a regression into their compiler via VS2005 SP1
b) Make it nearly impossible to download the hotfix for a)

Apparently they did actually fix the regression but the fix didn’t make it into SP1… lame.

To get hotfixes you usually have to phone the Microsoft help desk but after a bit of searching I found an awesome experimental MS website that allows you to download hotfixes that have not yet been fully tested. The one I want is listed and everything. I click on the link and it tells me that the requested page doesn’t exist… Boooooo.

The worse thing is that I actually wasted bandwidth and time downloading and installing SP1 when it gives me no discernible improvement and in this case has just managed to totally fark up a project that was compiling perfectly well beforehand. Grrr…

REASON
Version 1.0B7
Gatling type 3 mm hypervelocity railgun system
Ng Security Industries, Inc.
PRERELEASE VERSION-NOT FOR FIELD USE
DO NOT TEST IN A POPULATED AREA
-ULTIMA RATIO REGUM-

Some of you will have got it… Others… not so much.

Check this out: Let them sing for you

In other news: I know the site looks shit at the moment due to sizing of shiznatch. I have another in the works that will solve all problems (including world hunger, AIDS, Cancer and Paris Hilton).

My first web comic. Enjoy…

http://stripgenerator.com/strip/22789/

Haha

Here are the top searches people are using to get to my site according to my stats:

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“Bucket of sausage”???????

I have decided to start a new series of youTube videos called ‘Street Melbourne’ that is based on all of the hilarious things I see around Melbourne on the weekends

First in the series, the awesome robot man and an impromptu Jazz band in Fed Square.

Wow, since when has being into conservation been so fashionable?

I know the fact that we are all gonna die in some sort of global warming induced superstorm has become an inconvenient truth but now even Bunnings (a major hardware chain here in Orstralia) is advertising how cool it’s energy saving bulbs are.

Of course it makes total sense but it seems like only yesterday that all the hippies were wailing about mother Earth dying while the rest of the world drank lattes from styrofoam cups and tried to ignore them.

Good news but I fear it may be too little too late… Time to check on the build progress of the DeathStar i think!